Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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