i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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