On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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