we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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