I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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