Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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