no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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