She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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