Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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