Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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