On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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