i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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