with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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