She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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