super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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