i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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