THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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