i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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