Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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