No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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