so explain again why im purple
no
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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