I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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