i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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