Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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