yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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