You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
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Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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