i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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