you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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