Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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