Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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