He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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