I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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