oh god the rape fog is back!
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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