Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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