Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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