My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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