you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
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