I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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