did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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