love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
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