No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
All I want is dick and wine.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
