We're like a lot better than the average bears
i don't like sucking hair
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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