Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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