People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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