That's intense
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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