question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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