Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
