About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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