we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just fell off a train. Bad.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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