No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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