with your own penis?
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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