On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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