Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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